Laugh So Hard Your Guts Hurt

October 2006

Boring day? These hilarious memories will put a smile on your face and take you back to your days as an undergrad. Relive your wild days and share your memories with us at here.

What is the memory that makes you laugh hardest today?

“The night when the basement was flooded and turned into a swimming pool. A close second was when a "brother" was rolled into Kenan Stadium during a football game by wheelchair only to reveal a keg of beer underneath the blanket that covered his lap. The end zone erupted in laughter!” - Burton Gloyden Stewart III, ’80

"Bill Harrison (Bird)-chasing his gold fish down the Hillsboro Highway in hisunderwear at midnight after Potts dove off the roof of the Bollen Heights rentalhouse and caused the four foot high plastic pool to collapse- Bird had thought hewould give his fish some free range swimming time away from their confiningaquarium- the police officer who saw Bird on the highway did not believe his storynor did he believe that no adult beverages had been consumed- the officer didtake Bird back home and a couple of the fish survived- today Bird might still bein the "cooler" and the fish still in the ditch on the highway- I suppose you hadto be there and not be Bird to think that that story is funny- at least it isrepeatable!" - John Rivers '67

Describe the best party

“Middle Ages party in the basement.” - Richard M. Kennedy, III, ’73

Medieval Feast. -William Douglas King, ‘64

"Any friday night party before a football game- the best ones featured THE HOT
NUTS ( some of whom worked at the DKE house .   3) tues night road trips to
Hollins in the"white  streak" Rambler  4) all of the great and lasting
friendships that were made  at UNC-CH-especially thru the DKE House."  -John Rivers '67

Describe your favorite/best road trip

“Bluegrass band in the barn at Randy Gray's house in Winston Salem.” - Richard M. Kennedy, III, ’73

Hollins College. -William Douglas King, ‘64


What is the one memory you have shared or will share with your children or grandchildren?

"Mama King" cutting out the lights in the house at night. -William Douglas King, ‘64